if jesus takes a shit is it a holy shit then???
I love this.
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face